jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

"everything I like is either expensive, illegal or won’t text me back"

(via kxthleen)

ikr

(via twocansand)

nickelsonwooster:

Good to know. (at Shibuya Station)

Shit’s gonna get real.

Aka I am finally pissed. The. Fuck. Off.

Just gonna become the most punk to ever punk rawk.

When can I get over you and stop hating myself?

Well at least this way I wont get left for not sleeping around enough for like the fifth time.

If you’re just gonna walk out of my life, don’t just walk. Run. Sprint. Punch everything on the way out the door. 

Show me you care, or never make a sound again.

Life moves on easier then.

SCREAMING.

I haven’t even made out with someone in months and it’s killing me.

The amount of times I have been stood up this week are record settingly appalling. Shit, this week? More like this month. Fuck all yall who says chivalry is dead when I’ll still walk 4 miles through the rain just to get stood up. Chivalry isn’t dead, you just can’t beat it to death and then wonder why it isn’t going both ways.

Aka I’ll still walk 4 miles in the rain for girls.

You just have to actually show up.

That point when you’re really really really fucking pumped because you’ve been to a bunch of really kick ass amazing shows over the last week and you finally realize over the next couple of weeks everything is beyond stacked. THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD FUCKING SHOWS COMING UP. HOLY FUCK. EVERYTHING FROM FUCKING SPORT FROM FRANCE TO MORE RUNNING SHOES TO POSTURE TO TINY GERMS TO ODD DATES TO HOLY FUCK BALLS THERE ARE SO MANY SWEET FUCKING SHOWS I CAN’T HANDLE IT. Seriously, including the last week there’s like 8-14 amazing shows. All of you guys should go with me to them. And major shout outs to the like six of you playing who follow me. I’ll be there at all of them. Fuck Fest. GR EMO ALL THE WAY.

Against Me - We Laugh At Danger And Break All The Rules

Still important.

MARY, THERE IS NO HOPE FOR US
IF THIS GM VAN DON’T MAKE IT
ACROSS THE STATE LINE
WE MIGHT AS WELL LAY DOWN AND DIE
BECAUSE IF FLORIDA TAKES US
WE’RE TAKING EVERYONE DOWN WITH US
WHERE WE’RE COMING FORM (YEAAAAAH)
WILL BE THE DEATH OF US

myfalseparadigm:

If you decide to walk around in underwear and an open flannel you can see yourself straight into my bed.