The amount of things you remember when yr this gotdamn hungover.
Jebus fugging christ.

"If she doesn’t scare the hell out of you a little, she’s not the one."
— (via idle-handss)

(Source: mylesbianloveblog)

justice-or-just-us:

let the ocean take me
justice-or-just-us:

let the ocean take me

justice-or-just-us:

let the ocean take me

(Source: vshleymve)

Grow rooms don’t smell this dank.
A novel about calling the cops on an obvious domestic violence.

The ‘aha I have to be up in a couple of hours to record sum demos but instead of sleeping I’m punching stuff while dancing’.

(Source: ashgatsby)

A six mile walk taught me that I am still alive and I am too full of love to give.

let’s play a game where we both get under the covers and see who can make each other moan first

(Source: majortvjunkie)

184game:

*leaves my code uncommented and undocumented because i am chaotic neutral*

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

gamzees-panties:

I used to long for broken bones

I used to long for a casket of my own